S3-E44: The Stepford Wives
Charles and Christopher discuss The Stepford Wives (1975), dog stairs, multiple virginities, and where not to have minty things.
S3-E43: Antebellum
Charles and Christopher discuss Antebellum (2020), Caesar cuts, Jessica Simpson and using this show to make love connections!
S3-E42: The Grudge
Charles and Christopher discuss Hello Horrors! Due to some MORE unforeseen issues with recording, we decided to drop one of our old Patreon exclusive episodes that you would normally get every month for signing up at our $10 tier of Triple Threat. We all knew they'd see the light of day eventually! Please enjoy but know that these episodes are done as "live" with little to no editing. Let us know your favorite parts!
S3-E41: Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou
Charles and Christopher discuss Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou (1987), food delivery ordering strategies, wild bird training, and the endless anguish of having a younger sister.
S3-E40: Prom Night
Charles and Christopher discuss Prom Night (1980), Pixar's emotional manipulation, the no man's land of hairstyles in 1980, and the burden of wearing a crown.
S3-E39: Come To Daddy
Charles and Christopher discuss Come To Daddy (2019), getting hit on next to a corpse, sounding, and benzodiazepines.
S3-E38: Host
Charles and Christopher discuss Host (2020), seance rules, twatknots, and CHRISTOPHER AND CHARLES FIGHT TO THE DEATH (for roughly 3 minutes)
S3-E37: The Conjuring
Charles and Christopher discuss The Conjuring (2013), Relaxi-Taxis, an excess of daughters, and the raw magnetism of Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson.
S3-E36: Relic
Charles and Christopher discuss Relic (2020), Australian horror, supernatural architecture and Dirty Little Horror's new broadcast syndication deal, broadcast live from a single gas station.
S3-E35: Haunt
Charles and Christopher discuss Haunt (2019), boiled penises, Columbus Ohio and not touching the actors.
S3-E34: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Charles and Christopher discuss I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997), 90's pop, how trauma affects hairdos and whether the monkfish is any good.
S3-E33: You Should Have Left
Charles and Christopher discuss You Should Have Left (2020), ABBA, safewords, and a salted prolapse.
S3-E32: Paranormal Activity
Charles and Christopher discuss Paranormal Activity (2009) with friend of the show Daniel Lammin (@DanielLammin), pandemic haircuts, Sean Cody and heterosexual gaslighting.
S3-E31: Children Of The Corn
Charles and Christopher discuss Children Of The Corn (1984), bad porn dialogue, how to leave a crime scene, and the right thing to slap Charles' face with to wake him up.
S3-E30: A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Charles and Christopher discuss A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985), porn parodies, sternum-nuzzling and the history of the jockstrap. #BlackLivesMatter
S3-E29: Sinister
Charles and Christopher discuss Sinister (2012), night terrors, light sources and a ghost's impact on property values.
S3-E28: Scream
Charles and Christopher discuss Scream (1996), Smash, quarantine hair, and how much school principal touching is too much touching?
S3-E27: Resident Evil
Charles and Christopher discuss Resident Evil (2002), Benjamin Button, dog costumes and quarantine.
S3-E26: Event Horizon
Charles and Christopher discuss Event Horizon (1997), Tomb Raider, whether Brexit exists in an alternate dimension, and Chris & Charles activate their twin powers.
S3-E25: The Invisible Man
Charles and Christopher discuss The Invisible Man (2020), glute free pasta, roller coasters, and cavity search preferences.