Charles and Christopher discuss Malignant (2021), appropriate pandemic television, wildly speculating what lesbians look like, and a shout out to our moms.

Charles and Christopher discuss Candyman (2021), driver's licenses, a fight or flight response, and one-star reviews.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Visit (2015), oven cleaning, muting viral tweets, and the scourge of Mini Azalea.

Charles and Christopher discuss Candyman (1992), songs about cum, buoyant breasts and BEES!

Charles and Christopher discuss Scream 3 (2000), efficient home security systems, a solid hour of gushing over Parker Posey, and yes, THOSE BANGS.

Charles and Christopher discuss Get Out (2017), top pie flavors, how to hide photos of your ex, and CHARLES' ULTIMATE BETRAYAL OF CHRISTOPHER!

Charles and Christopher discuss Freddy Vs. Jason (2003), belly buttons, no nudity clauses, and the debut of Tamstar Browner.

Charles and Christopher discuss Don't Breathe (2016), skylight placement, shoes off in the house, and prop semen.

Charles and Christopher discuss Thir13en Ghosts (2001), glasshouses, Shannon Elizabeth's short shrift, and being too gay to spell grinder correctly.

Charles and Christopher discuss Fear Street: Part 3 - 1666 (2021), euphemisms for oral sex, widow-visiting etiquette, and lesbian shaming.

Charles and Christopher discuss Fear Street: Part 2 - 1978 (2021), Hard G's, overpriced polo shirts, and why a town would make a tree its whole personality.

Charles and Christopher discuss Fear Street: Part 1 - 1994 (2021), period piece authenticity, Drew Barrymore's inimitability, and the tyranny of beet(root)s.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021), genre departures, cinema refurbishments, and the C&C debut of their new song: 🎵"CGI Cliffs"🎵

Charles and Christopher discuss A Quiet Place: Part II (2021), hair spiders, sleep farts, and harmonizing with sad police sirens.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Conjuring 2 (2016), Covid vaccines, how Australian actors become "Ours" and when is it time to get a new bible?

Charles and Christopher discuss Spiral (2021), unintentional puns, flashback wigs, and the importance of occasionally breaking into a run.

Charles and Christopher discuss Scream 2 (1997), Drag Race Down Under, leather jacket/chunky boot combos, and phone etiquette.

Charles and Christopher discuss Lake Mungo (2008), TikTok wars, lazy coffee choices, and abandoning influencers.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Retreat (2020), festering sores, holiday home pantry stocking, and the joy of saying "Adirondack" out loud.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Orphanage (2007), Duolingo's shortcomings, metaphor pork chops, and the optimal place to masturbate.