Charles and Christopher discuss Spiral (2019), secret families, Cookie Monster, and being more gay than Australian.

Charles and Christopher discuss My Bloody Valentine (1981), favorite Ru girls, police corruption, and how much masturbation is too much masturbation?

Charles and Christopher discuss Eyes Without A Face (1960), places raisins DON'T belong, pop star sex toys, and misleading film scores.

Charles and Christopher discuss Anything For Jackson (2020), Tinder, annoying neighbors, and how to tell a devil worshiper from their comb-over.

Charles and Christopher discuss May (2002), care packages, good legs, and the perfection of Anna Faris.

Charles and Christopher discuss Underwater (2020), waxed/sugared buttholes, favorite juices, and how to pronounce Cthulhu.

Charles and Christopher discuss Our third bonus episode recorded for Patreon is now available to everyone during our break!

Charles and Christopher discuss House of 1000 Corpses (2003) our very first bonus episode recorded for Patreon is now available to everyone during our break!

Charles and Christopher discuss Black Christmas (2006), our end of the year wrap up, Patreon thank yous, and the pointlessness of having an all-star cast if they don't get to star in anything.

Charles and Christopher discuss Hanukkah (2019), baking tray acting, Russian comic relief, and bone menorahs.

Charles and Christopher discuss Freaky (2020), tiny bullies, party planning, and Italian Christmas donkeys.

Charles and Christopher discuss Anna And The Apocalypse (2017), advent calendars, ghost roommates, and our first ever COMMERCIAL!

Charles and Christopher discuss His House (2020), snorting sugar, dog nightmares, and where night witches get their accents.

Charles and Christopher discuss The New Mutants (2020), superhero horror and the "three strikes" rule, haunting rules of engagement and how to pronounce "Reese's Pieces".

Charles and Christopher discuss Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993) AND Jason X (2001), the catchphrases of Jason Voorhees, magnetic nipples, and where is a good spot on a space ship to lay a woolen shirt flat to dry?

Charles and Christopher discuss The Craft: Legacy (2020), election anxiety, ideal masturbation fabrics, and using Alanis Morissette as a psychological weapon.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Collector (2009), child stars, Home Alone conspiracy theories, and Charles masturbating on mass transit.

Charles and Christopher discuss Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982), Halloween costume etiquette, Charles' haunted bedroom, and whether or not Isaac Asimov's Laws of Robotics apply if your robot has genitals and you're horny.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Haunting Of Bly Manor (2020), shark tales, bartender rants, and having pants overflowin' for Oliver Jackson-Cohen.

Charles and Christopher discuss Black Box (2020), hairy balls, Aqua's debut album, and assuming a side character is a villain because he's like TOO HANDSOME.