S6-E9: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Charles and Reed discuss I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998), The Great Stonewall Fire of '22, serial killers having unlimited funds, and the Kevin Williamson Cinematic Universe.
S6-E8: High Tension
Charles and Reed discuss High Tension (2003), the demise of Mrs. Potts, RuPaul's Drag Race queens IRL, and Christopher Meloni being betrothed to Charles.
S6-E7: The Covenant
Charles and Reed discuss The Covenant (2006), microphone bottoms, Dirty Little Horror's new Charmed theme, and Christian rock.
S6-E6: The Babadook
Charles and Reed discuss The Babadook (2014), how to eat eggplant, mean girl nurses, and a lil LGBT history!
S6-E5: Carnival Of Souls
Charles and Reed discuss Carnival Of Souls (1962), Reed’s new hole pics, Transformers porn, and deleting things off your phone, yay or nay?
S6-E4: Men
Charles and Reed discuss Men (2022), demon chicken nuggets, Shithead Ben and nudist pools.
S6-E3: Firestarter
Charles and Reed discuss Firestarter (2022), armpit greetings, Disney channel eras, and cursed Furbies.
S5-E23: Scream
Charles and Christopher discuss Scream (2022) (aka 5cream), plating up when ordering food, the relentless advancing of time (aka Heather Matarazzo is mom age now) and why Scream exists in the Descent universe (hint: empty hospitals).
S5-E22: Better Watch Out
Charles and Christopher discuss So this episode has been sitting in our drafts since December, neither of us realized and none of y'all brought it up! It should have been autoposted like all of our episodes. Honestly, don't know what happened...Thanks Libsyn! Merry Late Christmas, we guess! Y'all are too polite and should have yelled at us!
S5-E21: Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City
Charles and Christopher discuss Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City (2021), stolen birthday presents, the crime of keeping men clothed on film, and the complete disregard for the canon of green herbs.
S5-E20: Scream 4
Charles and Christopher discuss Scream 4 (2011), Adele's backup dancers, Gale Weathers' hair (again), and Pamela de Beaufort's irresistible charm.
S5-E19: Slither
Charles and Christopher discuss Slither (2006), Hair removal, the Britney Spears musical, and space vaginas.
S5-E18: Last Shift
Charles and Christopher discuss Last Shift (2014), The BioWaste industry’s operating hours, f*ckable ghosts and haunted tchotchkes.
S5-E17: Deep Blue Sea
Charles and Christopher discuss Deep Blue Sea (1999), Freed Britney, shitting yourself, and appropriate undergarments for an underwater science lab.
S5-E16: Disturbing Behavior
Charles and Christopher discuss Hello Horrors! Due to some illness, we decided to drop one of our old Patreon exclusive episodes that you would normally get every month for signing up at our $10 tier of Triple Threat. We all knew they'd see the light of day eventually! Please enjoy but know that these episodes are done as "live" with little to no editing.
S5-E15: Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers
Charles and Christopher discuss Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988), penalty rates for Haddonfield medical staff, are pants necessary for a siege and Christopher upsets the Diane Kea-stans (we assume that's what they're called).
S5-E14: Halloween Kills
Charles and Christopher discuss Halloween Kills (2021), angry mobs, dying stupidly, and how, when we begged movie makers to give Judy Greer something to do, we should have been more specific.
S5-E13: There's Someone Inside Your House
Charles and Christopher discuss There's Someone Inside Your House (2021), speed-watching The Masked Singer, things a cornfield isn't, and Ben Platt who plays "Dear".